After handing Max a piece of pizza on a paper towel, Max took the pizza and threw the paper towel back: "Thank you, sir. But I don't want this."
Max while hitting the bed with a string: "I'm going to beat you an inch of you're light!"
Trevor: "Did you just say 'I'm going to beat you to within an inch of you life?!"
Max: "Nooooo. That's silly! The rope is light!" (light, as in "not heavy').
Max finds a brown spot on a tortilla: "Look daddy! A nipple!" After Staci and Trevor crack up, Max starts making up songs about nipples.
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